HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONEDUMBLEDORE I should've known you would have been here Professor McGonagall. MCGONAGALL Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true Albus? DUMBLEDORE I'm afraid so Professor. The good and the bad. MCGONAGALL And the boy? DUMBLEDORE Hagrid is bringing him. MCGONAGALL Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid w/ something as important as this? DUMBLEDORE Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my life HAGRID Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor McGonagall. DUMBLEDORE No problems I trust Hagrid? HAGRID No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as we were flying over Bristol. Try not to wake him. There you go. MCGONAGALL Albus, do really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. There're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are- - DUMBLEDORE The only family he has. MCGONAGALL This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name. DUMBLEDORE Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not really goodbye after all. Good Luck, Harry Potter. - - - - AUNT PETUNIA Up. Get up! Now! DUDLEY Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo! AUNT PETUNIA Here he comes the birthday boy! UNCLE VERNON happy birthday son. AUNT PETUNIA Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything. HARRY Yes Aunt Petunia. AUNT PETUNIA I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day! UNCLE VERNON Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy! HARRY yes Uncle Vernon. AUNT PETUNIA Aren't they wonderful darling? DUDLEY How many are there? UNCLE VERNON 36, Counted them myself. DUDLEY 36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!! UNCLE VERNON Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year's! DUDLEY I don't care how big they are! AUNT PETUNIA Now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. Is that when we go out we're going to buy you 2 new presents. How's that pumpkin? AUNT PETUNIA It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I'm really looking forward to it. UNCLE VERNON I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in. DUDLEY Make it move. UNCLE VERNON Move. DUDLEY MOVE! HARRY He's asleep. DUDLEY He's boring. HARRY Sorry about him he doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you... Do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either. DUDLEY Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah! SNAKE Thanks. HARRY Any time. OTH Snake! Ahh! DUDLEY Mum! Mummy! Help me! PERCY My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake? - - - - AUNT PETUNIA It's all right sweetheart. We'll get you out of these terrible clothes.UNCLE VERNONWhat happened? HARRY I swear, I don't know! One minute the glass was there then it was gone, it was like magic!UNCLE VERNONThere's no such thing as magic.UNCLE VERNONOh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. DUDLEY Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter! HARRY Hey give it back! It's mine!UNCLE VERNONYours? Who'd be writing to you?UNCLE VERNONNo more mail through this letterbox. AUNT PETUNIA Have a lovely day at the office, dear.UNCLE VERNONShoo! Go on!UNCLE VERNONFine day Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. And why is that Dudley? HARRY Because there's no post on Sundays.UNCLE VERNONRight you are Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- - DUDLEY Make it stop, please!UNCLE VERNONStop it! DUDLEY Mummy what's happening?UNCLE VERNONGive me that! Give me that letter! HARRY Get off! They're my letters! Let go of me!UNCLE VERNONThat's it! We're going away, far away! Where they can't find us! DUDLEY Daddy's gone mad hasn't he? - - - - HARRY Make a wish, Harry.UNCLE VERNONWho's there? HAGRID Sorry 'bout that.UNCLE VERNONI demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering. HAGRID Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well, I haven't seen you since you was a baby Harry. But you're a bit more along then I would have expected; particularly around the middle. DUDLEY I'm not... I'm not Harry. HARRY I am. HAGRID Well of course you are! Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all. HARRY Thank you! HAGRID It's not everyday your young man turns 11 now it is? HARRY Excuse me, but who are you? HAGRID Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts HARRY Sorry, no. HAGRID No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder didn't you ever wonder how your mum and dad learned it all? HARRY Learned what? HAGRID You're a wizard Harry. HARRY I'm a what? HAGRID A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd wager once you've trained up a bit. HARRY No, you've made a mistake. I mean I can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry, Just Harry. HAGRID Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry or scared? Um Hum. HARRY Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.UNCLE VERNONHe will not be going! We swore when we took him in that we would put a stop to all of this rubbish! HARRY You knew? We knew all along and you never told me? AUNT PETUNIA Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect being who she was. Oh I remember the day she got her letter. My parents were so proud. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak. And then she met that Potter, and then she had you and I knew you would be the same just as strange just as abnormal. And then, if you please, she got herself blown up, and we got landed with you. HARRY Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash! HAGRID A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter? AUNT PETUNIA We had to say something! HAGRID It's an outrage. It's a scandal.UNCLE VERNONHe will not be going. HAGRID Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him. HARRY Muggle? HAGRID Non- magic folk. This boy's had his name down since he were born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. And he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...UNCLE VERNONI will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks! HAGRID Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to do magic. HARRY OK HAGRID We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course. - - - - HARRY All students must be equipped with a one standard size two pewter cauldron, and may bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all this in London? HAGRID If you know where to go. TOM (BARTENDER) Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume. HAGRID No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts business. Just helping young Harry buy his school business. TOM Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter. OTHER Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back. DORIS Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last. QUIRRELL Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you. HAGRID hello, professor I didn't see you there. Harry Professor Quirrell will be your defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. HARRY Oh, nice to meet you, QUIRRELL A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, eh, P-potter? HAGRID Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy. HARRY Good bye. HAGRID See, Harry? You're famous. HARRY But why am I famous Hagrid? All those people back there how is it they know who I am? HAGRID I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry, to Diagon Alley. That's where you get your quills and ink. Over there, all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry. OTH It's a world class racing broom. OTH Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! It's the fastest model yet! HARRY But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money. HAGRID Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts, the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place, not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts. HARRY Hagrid what exactly are these things? HAGRID They're goblins Harry. Clever as they come the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal GOBLIN And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key? HAGRID Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and there's something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It's about You- Know- What in vault you know which. GOBLIN Very well. GRIPHOOK Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please HAGRID Didn't think your mum and dad would leave you with nothing now did you? GRIPHOOK Vault 713. HARRY What's in there Hagrid? HAGRID Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. Very secret. GRIPHOOK Stand back. HAGRID Best not to mention this to anyone Harry. HARRY I still need... a wand. HAGRID A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's. There ain't no place better. Why don't you run along and wait. I got one more thing to do. Won't be long. HARRY Hello? Hello? OLLI I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that you mother and father were in here buying their first wands. Here we are. Well give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps this. NO, no definitely not. No matter. I wonder... Curious... very curious HARRY Sorry but what's curious OLLI I remember every wand that I've sold Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. HARRY And who owned that wand? OLLI We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great. HAGRID Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday! HARRY Woah! HAGRID You all right Harry? You seem very quiet. HARRY He killed my parents didn't he? The one who gave me this. You know Hagrid. I know you do. HAGRID First and understand this Harry because it's very important. Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago one of them went as bad as you can go. His name was V--. His name was V--. HARRY Well maybe if you wrote it down? HAGRID Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort. HARRY Voldemort? HAGRID Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers. Brought them over to the Dark Side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him. Nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody, not one. Except you. HARRY Me? Voldemort tried to kill me? HAGRID Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead Harry. A mark from that only comes from being touched by a curse, an evil curse at that. HARRY What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who? HAGRID Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived. HAGRID Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived. - - - - HAGRID What are you looking at? Blimey is that time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting his... Well, he'd be wanting to see me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes. Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry, that's very important. Stick to you ticket. HARRY Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾. There's no such thing. Is there? OTH Sorry. HARRY Excuse me! Excuse me! OTH On your left. HARRY Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 ¾? OTH 9 ¾? Think you're being funny do you? MRS. WEASLEY It's the same every year packed with Muggles of course. Come on! HARRY Muggles? MRS. WEASLEY Platform 9 ¾ this way! All right Percy you first. Fred you next. GEORGE WEASLEY He's not Fred I am! FRED WEASLEY Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother! MRS. WEASLEY I'm sorry George. FRED WEASLEY Only joking! I am Fred. HARRY Excuse me! Could you tell me how to... MRS. WEASLEY How to get on to the platform? Yes, not to worry dear, it's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you have to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a run if you're nervous. GINNY Good luck! - - RON WEASLEY Excuse me, do you mind? Every where else is full. HARRY Not at all. RON WEASLEY I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley. HARRY I'm Harry. Harry Potter. RON WEASLEY SO it's true! DO you really have the... the... HARRY The what? RON WEASLEY The scar? HARRY Oh! RON WEASLEY Wicked! OTH Anything off the trolley dears? RON WEASLEY No, thanks, I'm all set. HARRY We'll take the lot! RON WEASLEY Woah! HARRY Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans? RON WEASLEY They mean every flavor! There's chocolate, peppermint and also, spinach liver, and tripe. George sweared he got boogie flavored one once. HARRY These aren't real frogs are they? RON WEASLEY It's just a spell. But it's the cards you want. Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard. I got about 500 me self. Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with. HARRY I've got Dumbledore! RON WEASLEY I've got about 6 of him. HARRY Hey, he's gone! RON WEASLEY Well you can't expect him to hang around all day, can you? This is Scabbers by the way. Pathetic isn't he? HARRY Just a little bit. RON WEASLEY Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. Want to see? HARRY Yeah! RON WEASLEY Ahem... Sunshine... HERMIONE has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's has one. RON WEASLEY No. HERMIONE Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then. RON WEASLEY Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow Turn this stupid fat rat yellow. HERMIONE Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself but they've all worked for me. For example: Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it? Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...? RON WEASLEY I'm Ron Weasley. HERMIONE Pleasure. You two better change into your robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon. You've dirt on your nose by the way. Just there. HAGRID Right then. First years this way, please! First years, don't be shy. Come on now, hurry up! Hello Harry! HARRY Hi Hagrid! RON WEASLEY Woah! HAGRID Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on now, follow me. RON WEASLEY Wicked! - - - - MCGONAGALL Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you're here your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking and you will loose points. At the end of the year, the houses with the most points is awarded the house cup. NEVILLE Trevor! Sorry. MCGONAGALL The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily. DRACO MALFOY It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. N & OTH Harry Potter? DRACO MALFOY This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. HARRY I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self thanks. MCGONAGALL We're ready for you. Follow me. HERMIONE It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History. MCGONAGALL Will you wait along here please. Now before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words. DUMBLEDORE I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note, that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you. MCGONAGALL When I call your name you will come forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger! HERMIONE Oh, no. OK relax. RON WEASLEY Mental that one, I'm telling you. SHARRY Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Draco Malfoy! SHARRY Slytherin! RON WEASLEY There's no witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin. MCGONAGALL Susan Bones! HARRY Ow! RON WEASLEY Harry what is it? HARRY Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine SHARRY ...where shall I put you? Let's see... I know! Hufflepuff! MCGONAGALL Ronald Weasley! SHARRY Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Harry potter SHARRY Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you... HARRY Not Slytherin, not Slytherin! SHARRY Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. It's all herein your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: Please, Please anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're sure, better be... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Your attention please. DUMBLEDORE Let the feast begin! HARRY Wow! SFRED WEASLEY I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle, mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out! HARRY Say Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell? PERCY Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house. HARRY What's he teach? PERCY Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years. RON WEASLEY Ah! SIR NEVILLE Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor. OTH It's the Bloody Baron! PERCY Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer? SIR NEVILLE Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied. RON WEASLEY I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick. SIR NEVILLE I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind. HERMIONE "Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" headless? SIR NEVILLE Like this. RON WEASLEY Ah! - - - - PERCY Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank-you. OTH Ravenclaw follow me. This way. PERCY This is the most direct part to the dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change. Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly now, come on. Come on. OTH That picture's moving! OTH Look at that one. OTH I think she fancies you. OTH Look, look! OTH Who's that girl? WALL PICTURE Welcome to Hogwarts! THE FAT LADY Password? PERCY Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right. You'll find all your belonging have already been brought up. - - - - RON WEASLEY Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the look on McGonagall's face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant! MCGONAGALL Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way one of you might be on time. HARRY We got lost. MCGONAGALL Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats. SEVERUS SNAPE There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don't know? Well let's try again. Where Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar? HARRY I don't know, sir. SEVERUS SNAPE And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane? HARRY I don't know sir. SEVERUS SNAPE Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything. Is it Mr. Potter? SFRED WEASLEY Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum... Eye of rabbit harp sting hum, turn this water into rum. HARRY What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water? RON WEASLEY Turn it to rum. Actually he managed to make weak tea yesterday, before--- Ah, mail's here. HARRY Can I burrow this? Thanks. OTH Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall. HERMIONE I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something. NEVILLE The only problem is I can't remember what I have forgotten. HARRY Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen: "Believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins were acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken. The vault in question number 713 had been emptied earlier that very same day." That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to. - - - - MHARRY Good afternoon, class. OTHS Good afternoon Madame Hooch. MHARRY Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say up. H & OTHS Up! Up! HARRY Woah! DRACO MALFOY Up. RON WEASLEY Up. Up! MHARRY With feeling! HERMIONE Up. Up! Up. Up! RON WEASLEY UP! Ow! Shut up Harry. MHARRY Now once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You don't wanna be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle. Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. Mr. Longbottom! OTHS Down! Down! HARRY Neville! NEVILLE Help! Help! MHARRY Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! Everyone out of the way! HERMIONE Is he alright? NEVILLE Ow! MHARRY Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch". DRACO MALFOY Did you see his face? If the fat lump had given this a squeeze he would remember to fall on his fat arse. HARRY Give it here Malfoy. DRACO MALFOY No, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? What's the matter Potter? Bit beyond you reach? HERMIONE Harry! No way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides you don't even know how to fly! What an idiot! HARRY Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom! DRACO MALFOY Is that so? Have it your way, then! OTH Yeah! OTH Nice going, Harry! OTH That was wicked Harry! MCGONAGALL Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here. QUIRRELL ... this is an ingredient... MCGONAGALL Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me could I borrow Wood for a moment, please? QUIRRELL Well, yes of course. MCGONAGALL Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I have found you a Seeker. - - - - SIR NEVILLE Have you heard Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd do well. RON WEASLEY Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the youngest Quidditch player in... HARRY A century. According to McGonagall. FRED WEASLEY Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us! RON WEASLEY Fred and George are on the team too. Beaters. GEORGE WEASLEY Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad. Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch. FRED WEASLEY Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. Someone vanishes occasionally. GEORGE WEASLEY But they'll turn up in a month or two! RON WEASLEY Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too! HARRY But I've never even played Quidditch! What if I make a fool of myself? HERMIONE You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood. RON WEASLEY Woah! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker too! HARRY I didn't know. - - - - RON WEASLEY I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows move about you than you do! HARRY Who doesn't? What's happening? HERMIONE The staircases change remember? HARRY Let's go this way. RON WEASLEY Before the staircase moves again. Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here? HERMIONE We're not supposed to be here. This is the third floor. It's forbidden! HARRY Let's go. HERMIONE Flich's cat! HARRY Run! Quick, let's hide through that door! It's locked! RON WEASLEY that's it we're done for! HERMIONE Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in! RON WEASLEY Alohomora? HERMIONE Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7! FILCH Any one here my sweet? Come on. HERMIONE He thinks this door is locked. RON WEASLEY He thinks this door is locked. HERMIONE It was locked. HARRY And for good reason. H, R, & HERMIONE AH! RON WEASLEY What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? HERMIONE You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? RON WEASLEY I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice... the three! HERMIONE It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something. HARRY Guarding something? HERMIONE That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse... expelled. RON WEASLEY She needs to sort out her priorities. - - - - OLIVER WOOD Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle. The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far? HARRY I think so. What are those? OLIVER WOOD You better take this. Careful now, it's coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make a fair Beater. Uh-oh. HARRY What was that? OLIVER WOOD Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But you are a Seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this, the Golden Snitch. HARRY I like this ball. OLIVER WOOD Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see. HARRY What do I do with it? OLIVER WOOD You catch it. Before the other team's Seeker. You catch this the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win. HARRY Woah! - - - - PROFESSOR FLITWICK One of a wizard's most rudimental skill is levitation or the ability to make objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. Hum! The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then! OTHS Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa! RON WEASLEY Wingardium Leviosa! HERMIONE No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar. RON WEASLEY You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on! HERMIONE Wingardium Leviosa. PROFESSOR FLITWICK Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid! SFRED WEASLEY Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa PROFESSOR FLITWICK Well done dear. OH! HARRY I think we're going to need another feather over here professor. RON WEASLEY "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends! HARRY I think she heard you. HARRY Where's Hermione? NEVILLE Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said she's been there all afternoon, crying. QUIRRELL Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Though you ought to know. OTHS Ah! DUMBLEDORE SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! Now prefects please escort your house to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons. PERCY Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert! HARRY How could a troll get in? RON WEASLEY Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What? HARRY Hermione! She doesn't know! RON WEASLEY I think the troll's left the dungeon! HARRY It's going into the girl's bathroom. Hermione move! HERMIONE Help! Help! RON WEASLEY Hey, pea brain! HERMIONE Ah! Help! HARRY Woah! RON WEASLEY Ugh! HARRY Do something! RON WEASLEY What? HARRY Anything! Hurry up! HERMIONE "Swish & Flick!" RON WEASLEY Wingardium Leviosa! Cool. HERMIONE Is it dead? HARRY No just knocked out. HARRY Ugh. RON WEASLEY Troll boogies. MCGONAGALL Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both of you! H & RON WEASLEY Well what it is- HERMIONE It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall MCGONAGALL Miss. Granger? HERMIONE I went looking for the troll I've read about them and I though I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn’t come and found me... I’d probably be dead. MCGONAGALL Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you Miss. Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgement. As for you two gentle I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb luck. QUIRRELL Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake up. - - - - RON WEASLEY Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on. HERMIONE Ron's right Harry, you're going to need your strength today. HARRY I'm not hungry. SEVERUS SNAPE Good luck today, Potter. Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Slytherin. HARRY That explains the blood. HERMIONE Blood? HARRY Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as diversion so he could get past that three headed dog. But, he got bit, that's why he's limping. HERMIONE But why would anyone go near that dog? HARRY The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was Hogwarts business, very secret. HERMIONE So you're saying- - HARRY That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants. HERMIONE A bit early for mail isn't it? HARRY But, I never get mail. RON WEASLEY Let's open it. HARRY It's a broomstick. RON WEASLEY It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000! HARRY But who--? OLIVER WOOD Scared, Harry? HARRY A little. OLIVER WOOD It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game. HARRY What happened? OLIVER WOOD I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later. LJ Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor! The player take their positions as Madam Hooch steps onto the field to begin the game! MHARRY Now, I want a nice clean game... from all of you. LJ The Bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle is released and the game begins! Anjelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor! HAGRID Well done! LJ Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor! MFRED WEASLEY Give me that! Take that side! HAGRID What's going on with Harry's broomstick? HERMIONE It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom! RON WEASLEY Jinxing the broom?! What do we do? HERMIONE Leave it to me! RON WEASLEY Come on Hermione! HERMIONE Lacarnum Inflamarae. OTH Fire! You're on fire! HAGRID Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna be sick! LJ He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the Snitch! MHARRY Gryffindor wins! HAGRID Yes! OTHS Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! - - - - HAGRID Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse on Harry's broom? HARRY Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween? HAGRID Who told you about Fluffy? RON WEASLEY Fluffy? HERMIONE That thing has a name? HAGRID Well, of course, he's got a name! He's mine! I brought him off an Irish feller I met down at the pub last year. Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the--- HARRY Yes? HAGRID I shouldn't have said that. No more questions! Don't ask anymore question! That's top- secret that is. HARRY But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding Snape's trying to steal it! HAGRID Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher! HERMIONE Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell when I see one! I've read all about them. You've got to keep eye contact and Snape wasn't blinking! HARRY Exactly. HAGRID Now listen to me, all three of you, you're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous! What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel. HARRY Nicholas Flamel? HAGRID I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. HARRY Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel? HERMIONE I don't know. HOGWART GHOSTS Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell. HARRY Knight to E-5. RON WEASLEY Queen to E-5. HERMIONE That's totally barbaric! RON WEASLEY That's wizard's chess. I see you've packed. HERMIONE See you haven't. RON WEASLEY Change of plans. My parents have decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He's studying dragons there. HERMIONE Good. You can help Harry then. He's going to look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel. RON WEASLEY We've looked a hundred times! HERMIONE Not in the Restricted Section. Happy Christmas. RON WEASLEY I think we've had a bad influence on her. - - - - RON WEASLEY Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up! Happy Christmas Harry! HARRY Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing? RON WEASLEY Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've got one too. HARRY I've got presents? RON WEASLEY Yeah! There they are. HARRY "Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well."? RON WEASLEY What is it? HARRY Some kind of cloak. RON WEASLEY Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah! HARRY My body is gone! RON WEASLEY I know what that is! That's an Invisibility Cloak! HARRY I'm invisible? RON WEASLEY They're really rare. I wonder who gave it to you. HARRY There was no name. It just said, "Use it well." HARRY Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where are you? FILCH I know you're in there. You can't hide. Who is it? Show yourself! QUIRRELL Severus I-I-I SEVERUS SNAPE You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell. QUIRRELL I don't know what you mean. SEVERUS SNAPE You know perfectly well what I mean. We'll have another little chat soon. When you've had time to decide where your loyalties lie. FILCH Professors. I found this in the Restricted Section. It's still hot. That means there's a student out of bed. HARRY Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron! Come on, get out of bed! RON WEASLEY Why? HARRY There's something you've got to see! Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look! It's my parents! RON WEASLEY I only see us. HARRY Look in properly. Go on, stand there. There. You see them don't you? That's--- RON WEASLEY That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look good! Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future? HARRY How can it? Both my parents are dead. DUMBLEDORE Back again Harry? I see that you, like many others before you have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised. I trust now, you realize what it what it does. Let me give you a clue. The happiest man on earth would look in the mirror and only see himself exactly as he is. HARRY So then, it shows us what we want... Whatever we want? DUMBLEDORE Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more or less then the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts. Now you Harry, who have never known your family you see them standing beside you. But remember this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone mad. That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home. And I must ask you not to go looking for it again. It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live. - - - - HERMIONE I had you looking in the wrong section! How could I be so stupid? I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading! RON WEASLEY This is light? HERMIONE Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone H&RON WEASLEY The what? HERMIONE Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It will transform any metal into pure gold and produce the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal." RON WEASLEY Immortal! HERMIONE It means you'll never die. RON WEASLEY I know what it means! HERMIONE The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's guarding on the third floor. That's what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's Stone. HARRY Hagrid! HAGRID Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today. H&R&HERMIONE We know about the Sorcerer's Stone! g; Oh. HARRY We think Snape's trying to steal it. HAGRID Snape? Blimey, you're still on about him, are you? HARRY Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone we just don't know why! HAGRID Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone! He's not about to steal it. HARRY What? HAGRID You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm a bit preoccupied today. HARRY Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"? HERMIONE Of course! There are other things defending the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments? HAGRID Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy. Ain't a soul knows how, except me and Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you that. I should not have told you that. HARRY Hagrid, what exactly is that? HAGRID Oh, That? It's a...it's um... RON WEASLEY I know what that is! But Hagrid how did you get one? HAGRID I won it! Off a stranger I met at the pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of it, as a matter of fact. HERMIONE Is that...a dragon? RON WEASLEY That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works with these in Romania. HAGRID Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look, he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert! HARRY Norbert? HAGRID Well he's gotta have a name don't he? Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh! Woah! He'll have to be trained up a bit of course. Who's that? HARRY Malfoy. HAGRID Oh, dear. HARRY Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told me so the first time I ever met him. RON WEASLEY It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows. HERMIONE I don't understand. Is that bad? RON WEASLEY It's bad. MCGONAGALL Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken. HARRY 50! MCGONAGALL Each. And to ensure that it doesn't happen again all four of you will receive detention. DRACO MALFOY Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us. MCGONAGALL No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were you too were out of bed after hours. You will join you classmates in detention. FILCH A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid. Oh good God you're not still on about that bloody dragon now are you? HAGRID Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony. HERMIONE Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be with his own kind. HAGRID Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania? What if the other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby after all. FILCH Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about you. DRACO MALFOY The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are... werewolves! FILCH Ah, there's more that werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty- night. HAGRID Right, let's go. HARRY Hagrid, what is that? HAGRID What we're here for. See that? That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's been hurt bad by something. So, it's our job to go and find the poor beast. Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me. RON WEASLEY Okay... HAGRID And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy. DRACO MALFOY Okay, then I get Fang! HAGRID Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward. DRACO MALFOY Wait till my father hears about this! This is servant stuff. HARRY If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared. DRACO MALFOY Scared Potter. Did you hear that? HARRY Come on Fang! DRACO MALFOY Scared! HARRY What is it Fang? DRACO MALFOY AH! FIRENZE Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The Forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you. HARRY But what was that thing you saved me from? FIRENZE A monstrous creature. It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. For you have slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips you have a half-life, a cursed life. HARRY But who would choose such a life? FIRENZE Can you think of no one? HARRY You mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn, that was drinking its blood, that was Voldemort? FIRENZE Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment, Mr. Potter? HARRY The Sorcerer's Stone! HERMIONE Harry! HAGRID Hello there Firenze. See you've met our young Mr. Potter. All right there Harry? FIRENZE Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You are safe now. Good luck. HERMIONE You mean, that You- Know- Who is out there right now in the Forest? HARRY But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns. Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape doesn't want the Stone for himself. He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become strong again. He, he'll come back. RON WEASLEY But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you? HARRY I think if he had his chance he would have tried to kill me tonight. RON WEASLEY And to think, I've been worrying about my Potions final. HERMIONE Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort is always feared? Dumbledore. As long as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're safe. As long as Dumbledore's around you can't be touched. - - - - HERMIONE I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were frightful, but I found they're rather enjoyable RON WEASLEY Speak for yourself. All right there Harry? HARRY My scar. It keeps burning. HERMIONE It's happened before. HARRY Not like this. RON WEASLEY Perhaps you should see the nurse. HARRY I think it's a warning. It means danger's coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course. HERMIONE What is it? HARRY Don't you think it's a bit odd that what Hagrid want more than anything is a dragon and a stranger turns up and just happens to have one? I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I see it before? Hagrid, who gave you that dragon egg? What did he look like? HAGRID I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept his hood up. HARRY This stranger though, you and he must have talked. HAGRID Well, he wanted to know what sort of creatures I looked after. And I told him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be no problem. HARRY Did he seem interested in Fluffy? HAGRID Well of course he was interested in Fluffy! How often do you come across three headed dogs do you come across even if you're in the trade? But I told him, I said, I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him." Take Fluffy for example, just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep. I shouldn't have told you that. Where are you going? Where are you---? HARRY We have to see professor Dumbledore immediately! HARRY We have to see Professor Dumbledore immediately! MCGONAGALL I’m afraid Professor Dumbledore’s not here. He received an urgent owl from the Ministry of Magic and left immediately for London. HARRY He’s gone! But this is important! This is about the Sorcerer’s Stone! MCGONAGALL How did you know ---? HARRY Someone’s going to try to steal it! MCGONAGALL I don’t know how you three found out about the Stone but I assure you it is perfectly well protected. Now would you go back to your dormitories quietly. HARRY That was no stranger Hagrid met. It was Snape. Which means that he knows how to get past Fluffy. HERMIONE And with Dumbledore gone--- SEVERUS SNAPE Good afternoon. Now, what would three young Gryffindors, such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this? HERMIONE We were... we were just--- SEVERUS SNAPE You’d ought to be careful. People willht think you’re up to something. HERMIONE Now what are we do? HARRY We go down the trap door, tonight. HARRY Trevor. RON WEASLEY Trevor, sh, go you shouldn’t be here! NEVILLE Neither should you. You’re sneaking out again aren’t you? HARRY Now Neville listen. We were... we were--- NEVILLE No I won’t let you! You’ll get Gryffindor into trouble again! I’ll, I’ll fight you! HERMIONE Neville, I’m really really sorry about this. Petrificus totalus! RON WEASLEY You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary. HARRY Let’s go. HARRY Sorry. HERMIONE Sorry. RON WEASLEY It’s for your own good you know. HERMIONE Ow! You stood on my foot! Sorry. HERMIONE Alohomora. HARRY Wait a minute. He’s snoring. Snape’s already been here. He’s put a spell on the harp. RON WEASLEY Ugh! It’s got horrible breath. HARRY We have to move its paw. RON WEASLEY What? HARRY Come on! Okay, push! I’ll go first. Don’t follow me until I give you a sign. If something bad happens get yourselves out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you? HERMIONE The harp, it stopped playing. RON WEASLEY Ugh! Yuck! Ugh! HARRY Jump! RON WEASLEY Woah! Lucky this plant thing’s here really! Woah! HERMIONE Stop moving, both of you! This is Devil’s Snare. You have to relax! If you don’t it’ll only kill you faster! RON WEASLEY Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax! R&HARRY Hermione! RON WEASLEY Oh now what are we going to do? HERMIONE Just relax! HARRY Hermione where are you? HERMIONE Do what I say! Trust me! RON WEASLEY Ah! Harry! Harry! HERMIONE Are you okay? HARRY Yeah, yeah I’m fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!) HERMIONE He’s not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!) HERMIONE We’ve got to do something! (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY What? (Ron Weasley: Help!) HERMIONE I remember reading something in Herbology. (Ron Weasley: Help!) “Devil’s Snare Devil’s Snare it’s deadly fun; but will sulk in the sun.” That’s it! Devil’s Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem! HARRY Ron, are you okay? RON WEASLEY Yeah. Lucky we didn’t panic! Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology. HERMIONE What is that? HARRY I don’t know Sounds like wings. HERMIONE Curious, I’ve never seen birds like these. HARRY They’re not birds they’re keys. And I’ll bet one of then fits that door. HERMIONE What’s this all about? HARRY I don’t know. Strange. RON WEASLEY Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try. HERMIONE What are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys up there! RON WEASLEY We’re looking for a big old fashioned one. Probably rusty like the handle. HARRY There! I see it! The one with the broken wing! HERMIONE What’s wrong Harry? HARRY It is too simple. RON WEASLEY Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch it on that old broomstick, you can! You’re the youngest Seeker in a century! This complicates things a bit! HARRY Catch the key! RON WEASLEY Hurry up! HERMIONE I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. HARRY Where are we? A graveyard? RON WEASLEY This is no graveyard, it’s a chessboard. HARRY There’s the door! HERMIONE Now what do we do? RON WEASLEY Its obvious isn’t it? We’ve got to play our way across the room. All right, Harry, you take the empty bishop’s square. Hermione you’ll be the queen-side castle. As for me, I’ll be a knight. HERMIONE What happens now? RON WEASLEY Well, white moves first, and then we play. HERMIONE Ron you don’t suppose this’ll be like real wizard’s chess do you? RON WEASLEY You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3! HARRY Wait a minute. RON WEASLEY You understand right Harry. Once I make my move the queen will take me. Then you’re free to check the king. HARRY No. Ron no! HERMIONE What is it? HARRY He is going to sacrifice himself! HERMIONE No you can’t! There must be another way! RON WEASLEY Do you wanna stop Snape from getting that Stone or not? Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check. Ah! HARRY Ron! No don’t move! Don’t forget we’re still playing! Checkmate! Take care of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a message to Dumbledore. Ron’s right. I have to go on. HERMIONE You’ll be okay Harry. You’re a great wizard. You really are. HARRY Not as good as you. HERMIONE Me? Books, cleverness. There are more important things. Friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful. HARRY You? No it can’t be; Snape he was he was the one--- QUIRRELL Yes he does seem the type doesn’t he? Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell? HARRY But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me. QUIRRELL Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you! And trust me if Snape’s cloak hadn’t caught on fire and broken my eye contact I would have succeeded. Even with Snape muttering his little counter-curse. HARRY Snape was trying to save me? QUIRRELL I knew you were a danger to me right from the off. Especially after Halloween. HARRY Then then you let the troll in! QUIRRELL Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately wasn’t fooled, when every one else was running about the dungeon Snape went to the third floor to head me of. He of course never trusted me again. He rarely left me alone. But he doesn’t understand, I’m never alone. Never. Now does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the Stone. But how do I get it? VOLDEMORT Use the boy. QUIRRELL Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what do you see? What is it what do you see? HARRY I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve won the House Cup. VOLDEMORT He lies. QUIRRELL Tell the truth! What do you see? VOLDEMORT Let me speak to him. QUIRRELL Master you are not strong enough. VOLDEMORT have strength enough for this. Harry Potter, we meet again. HARRY Voldemort? VOLDEMORT Yes, you see what I have become? See what I must do to survive? Live off another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain me but it cannot give me a body of my own. But there is something that can. Something that conveniently enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! Don’t be a fool! Why suffer a horrific death when you can join with me and live? HARRY Never! VOLDEMORT Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell me Harry would you like to see your mother and father again? Together we can bring them back. All I ask is for something in return. That’s it Harry. There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. Together we'll do extraordinary things. Just give me the Stone! HARRY You liar! VOLDEMORT Kill him! QUIRRELL What is this magic? VOLDEMORT Fool get the Stone! DUMBLEDORE Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your admirers. HARRY Admirers? DUMBLEDORE What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So naturally the whole school knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your Chocolate Frogs. HARRY Ron was here? Is he alright? What about Hermione? DUMBLEDORE Fine. They're both just fine. HARRY Bu, what happened to the Stone? DUMBLEDORE Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed. My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat and agreed it was best all around. HARRY But then Flamel, he'll die won't he? DUMBLEDORE He has enough Elixir of Life to set his affairs in order. But yes, he will die. HARRY How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute I was there staring in the mirror and then the next--- DUMBLEDORE Ah, you see only a person who wanted to find the Stone, find it, but not use it would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me that is saying something. HARRY Does that mean with the Stone gone that is, that Voldemort can never come back? DUMBLEDORE Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which he can return. Harry do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him? It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you. And that kind of act leaves a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin. HARRY What is it? DUMBLEDORE Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavor one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax! HARRY Alright there Ron? RON WEASLEY Alright. You? HARRY Alright. Hermione? HERMIONE Never better. DUMBLEDORE Another year gone. And now as I understand it, the House Cup needs awarding. And the points stand as thus: In fourth place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In second place Ravenclaw with 426 points. And in first place, with 472 points, Slytherin House. DRACO MALFOY Nice one mate. DUMBLEDORE Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done Slytherin. However recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute points to award. To Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect when others were in grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess Hogwarts has seen these many years. 50 points. And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor House 60 points. HERMIONE We're tied with Slytherin! DUMBLEDORE And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom. Assuming my calculations are correct I believe that a change of decoration is in order. Gryffindor wins the House Cup! HAGRID Yes! - - - - HAGRID Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late! Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry up. HERMIONE Come on Harry. HARRY One minute. HAGRID Thought you were leaving without saying good-bye did you? This is for you. HARRY Thanks Hagrid. HAGRID Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry. If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley gives you any grief you can always um... threaten him, with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his. HARRY But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that. HAGRID I know that. But your cousin don't do he? HERMIONE Feels strange to be going home doesn't it? HARRY I'm not going home. Not really. THE END
terça-feira, 1 de fevereiro de 2011
Harry Potter e a Pedra Filosofal - Roteiro Original
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